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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

[photoshop-beginners] In the New Year's preparation


    This is interesting! And to paraphrase W.C. Fields,
 
 
I don't drink water, because fish shit in it.
 
 
 
 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
 
As Ben Franklin said:
 
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
 
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
 
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.
 
 
 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
 
 
 
 
All the Best in 2010 !
 
 
 
Ivy
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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